Day 12, Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

Today was the day of the extreme storm, Ali, which covered all of central Scotland with winds up to 70 mph and heavy rain. For various reasons, I opted not to ride today, but to treat it as the rest day, which should have been in Stirling after riding there from Abington. Instead, my son (whose short name is Ali!) picked me, bag and bike up at Abington and conveyed me to stay at his house in Kirkpatrick Durham, near Castle Douglas. He will take me and my grandson, Jamie, to Abington early tomorrow morning and we will ride to Stirling supported by him. On reaching Stirling I will stay overnight and re-join the group for the rest of the journey to John o Groats. (My grandson Jamie and his partner Ruth were to have accompanied me from Abington to Stirling today but . . . . . ).

The rest of the group carried on with the ride, despite the drastic conditions. We saw them at Carnwath and they were determined to reach Stirling. Having experienced the roads from inside a car, with deep floods, debris and fallen branches littered everywhere, my admiration for their bravery, cycling skill and fortitude knows no bounds. Chris is also to be congratulated for his determination to support them, following in the van. A later call brought the news they were past or at Falkirk and would complete the route shortly. Susan, Martin, Rick, Peter, Phillip, John and Chris you are heroes all.

Day 11, Tuesday Sept 18th, 2018

A long and varied day, 114 km and 850 metres of ascent. Weather started off very windy and wet – not so much rain as heavy drizzle. Waterproofs conditions, anyway and a relatively late start, 0930, for the journey from Wetheral to Abington.

We had collectively decided, after advice from our local companion rider yesterday (Derek), to take the Annan, B723/B725 to Dalton and then Lochmaben and Beattock. The rest of the route from there is in the gpx tracks – A74 all the way to Abington village and the M74 service station. And so, in windy and wet surroundings, we trundled to Gretna and crossed the border into Scotland (with suitable photo opportunities).

Then on Annan, past the Devil’s Porridge Museum, for morning tea and cake stop in Annan. Robyn, Robbie’s wife, and little Orran (5 months old, my lovely great-grandson) met us in the cafe. The route then turned north, with shelter from hedges and gradually improving weather. Lunch stop at Graham’s Bakery, Lochmaben, allowed the rain to go off and a hint of the sun to appear. From here things went well and progress was quite speedy, with the following wind. Robbie had the drone with him and did remarkably well to take several minutes of video, which we are all dying to see (edit: link to a rough cut of some of the drone footage added below). Lots of other photos, too, with the phone. I had a dib with the GoPro, both on the road and as we came into the motorway service station. A long traffic holdup at the entrance to the service station was explained by the news that a fight had broken out between two (male, of course) motorists. The police arrived soon after we had parked up. Robyn was here to meet Robbie and we said fond goobyes. A very enjoyable day and a very long one for Robbie. Well done, my grandson!!

Occupying all our thoughts tonight is the drastic weather forecast for tomorrow – very high SW winds and heavy rain. A dinner-time conference and discussion followed and Chris’s experience of these things led to a decision to set off as early as possible and “hole up” in the middle of the day, during the worst of the storm. My grandson Jamie and his partner Ruth are joining me for this section. My son Ali is supporting with his large vehicle, which can pick us up if necessary. So . . . .  give it a go tomorrow and decide what to do after experiencing the wind effects and whether it is safe to continue. If not, plans B, C, D may well be needed. I’m so pre-occupied with all this that other matters for the Blog will have to wait.     

 

Day 10, Monday, September 17th, 2018

From Hawes to Wetheral, 96 km, 1000 metres climbed. Back to good weather, little wind, a superb route and sensational views. Late start because breakfast was 0830. Met Derek as planned; he and Wendy had been staying locally and Wendy waved us off. From Hawes to Garsdale Head is an undulating uphill climb to meet the Carlisle/Settle line. Turned right and rode parallel to the railway, noticing that we went up and down and the railway didn’t. Sadly, we noticed a dead red squirrel on the road. Pendragon Castle caused a photo-opportunity to break out; I think we all sensed this was a relaxed day to enjoy to the full. Lunch at Kirby Stephen, where Phillip’s big brother joined the party. Relaxed ride across towards Appleby, with the Warcop ranges ahead, under the new bypass to the very nice cafe by the level crossing and garden centre, now closed. Photos and witness book duties were easy today – Derek did it all! Then a relaxing ride across the country between the A66 and the Northern End of the Pennines, with super views of the Pennines and Lake Dustrict. Two hours later we were in the Crown Hotel, Wetheral, relaxing.

My Garmi electronicals, I have deduced, are due to deteriorating contacts in the plug. So when it is on charge on the move, funny things happen. By deploying Garmin 2, all was well. Do I splash out on a Garmin 1000+ at enormous expense?

At this point, those of a nervous or prudish disposition should switch off and not read further. Tonight’s homily/discussion is about bums. I think it is safe to say cyclists think about this part of the anatomy, worry about it, treat it with great respect but rarely, for understandable reasons, discuss the best protection procedures. I have been watching a number of very intimate and detailed YouTube films on this subject (does this constitute watching pornography?), which are very detailed about the exact points of contact between all our weight and the saddle. I am not going to describe in detail what I learned, I leave that to you. However, the point is the two pelvic bones, which do all the support with very little area of contact, need looking after well. Also, the skin in the surrounding area needs TLC and absolute cleanliness. My method – wear a pair of mountain bike under shorts (very thin pad), buy Castelli shorts (very expensive but worth every penny) and apply Sudocrem liberally. So far, this strategy has been successful in keeping bum discomfort to an absolute minimum. Has anyone willing to pass me advice/experience on this subject or come across advice from Tour de France riders, who do ridiculous mileages without a break? I read somwhere that TdF riders used to put a thick beefsteak between them and the saddle.

Day 9, Sunday, 16th September, 2018

Outlane to Hawes, 103 km, 1700 metres of ascent. By far the hardest day for me. It was very wet and very windy as we set off from Outlane and so it continued until well after lunch. The hotel is at the top of quite a high hill. On the descent I was very nervous and apprehensive about grip of the tyres on the road and was lacking confidence. Why? Is it lack of practice in the windy/wet conditions, or some irrational fear of . . something? Don’t know, never felt like this on the bike before. Had to wag a finger at myself and say ‘get on with it scaredy cat’. The feeling took several hours to wear off. The feeling persisted throughout the big climb over Wadsworth Moor and the descent to Sowerby Bridge. Pressed on to the cobbled hill in Haworth, where we stopped for mid-morning coffee and cake. Another big climb was needed to reach Skipton and the lunch stop. Feeling a bit better by this time and a stop for sustainance steadied the ship somewhat. I guess the rain and wind relenting helped but spirits gradually rose and the feeling of engaging with the ride and beginning to gain confidence began to return. After lunch the weather improved a lot, the rain ameliorated and the wind became less pestacious. After Skipton the climbs became easier (was that in reality or because I had cheered up?) as we passed through Grassington to the afternoon cafe at Kettlewell – Zarina’s cafe there. Stocked up on tea and cakes ready for tackling Langstrothdale Chase. It took me 2 hours for the ride to Hawes, walking at least three times on the very severe gradients. Big views though – Pen y Ghent over to the left, Ingleborough and Whernside there, too. Arrived Hawes at 1730.

Lovely meet-up with Georgina and Ellie and family, who had driven over from Weardale, where they were on holiday. Wendy and Derek, Robbie’s in-laws, were also there, so it was a delightful extended family chat. More on why Wendy and Derek were there tomorrow.

Weather forecast for the next stage looks good and climbs look a lot less challenging. No mechanicals to report but my electronical with the Garmin repeated itself and the report is in two halves again. Oh, well, the Strava record looks ok. Today was a good test of my system for keeping the phone and Garmin charged up in wet conditions. All worked well. I was very worried about this before setting off.

I may pluck up courage and discuss a basic, fundamental, foundation problem connected with (dominating?) cycling. Watch this space and all will be revealed; well not exactly revealed but talked about.

Day 8, Saturday, September 15th, 2018

We are deep in the Derbyshire Dales now and cycled from Bakewell to Outlane, near Huddersfield. This was a shortish ride, 75 km, but with lots of brutal climbs, particularly over The Strines Moor (total climb 1489 metres). This route was/is used for the Tour de France and the Tour de Yorkshire, so the surface is immaculate. Perfect, smooth tarmac and new white lines. Super. Why can’t all roads be like this? Notable sights – Monsal Head, with views of a deep dale with viaduct; Ladybower Reservoir, famously used for the Dam Busters Bouncing Bomb practice. Weather ok again, coolish and overcast to start with, then a short period of misty drizzle, blossoming into blue skies and sunshine. Called for morning coffee at a community pub and post office at Bamford. Then the big ups and downs of the moor, arriving at Bank View Cafe, painted with red dots, like the Tour de France King of the Mountains shirt. The ride from here was a delight, with expansive views and enjoyable climbs – yes, some are when you have them in the palm of your hand and don’t let them dominate you!  The final climb out of Huddersfield to Outlane went on a bit but was not unenjoyable, knowing the hotel was near. Arrived at the Old Golf House Hotel soon after 1500 hours.

Correction on the mechanical yesterday: – the crank had not broken, which sounds pretty impossible but maybe not on this trip, but the nut holding the chain wheels on. Still sounds a crazy type of failure. I have a photo of the broken nut to prove it.

Day 7 Friday, 14th September, 2018

Distance today 102.6 km and 1,529 metres of ascent. A day of two halves and two mechanicals. First the ride: A coolish morning but dry and clear. Great riding through flattish Shropshire rural countryside, just lovely. Made for Stone, where Chris had told us about the cafe in the Arcade. Nice mid-morning stop for snack (tea and two cakes £3.50!).

 Onward and upward, in fact very upward with some of the hardest climbs so far. Be prepared is the motto here, because the right gear is needed early, or things become breathless – literally.

We were making for Cauldron Low and the Cross pub for lunch. At about 1200, the rains came and boy, didn’t they come on. Very heavy and thundery with wind gusts. At the Cross Inn Chris consulted his magic rain radar app and pronounced that the heavy rain would pass through in an hour or so. So . . . . . . an extended lunch was indicated. The forecast was spot on and we resumed in lighter rain and a clearing sky, towards which we had to propel our cycles yet again at completely unreasonable angles to the horizontal. You know those which are pretty hard, then you turn a corner and the real climb appears? Several of those. Any road up, as they say around here, (d’y geddit?)  the rain gradually cleared and we were treated to a ride with sensational Derbyshire views. Wonderful! Into Bakewell and the Rutland Arms Hotel (I don’t think we go anywhere near Rutland). Arrived 1620-ish, however . . . . .  there is a however.

The mechanicals for the day. I am totally incredulous about the series of potential show stoppers, which Chris sorts out!! Rick broke a crank. Has anyone out there ever heard of such a thing? I hadn’t. Then John broke a toe clip. Both sorted by or intrepid leader.

The early arrivals had to wait a bit for the bags to arrive and have a shower but I’m sure Susan, Martin and Phillip didn’t mind – I didn’t anyway. I had an electronic of my own making – pressed the left-hand button and stopped the Garmin. Ah, but, I am now so technically savvie that a restart and course reload was nae bother. So the Garmin records for today are in two halves – roughly mirroring the weather.

Now drying out nicely courtesy of the hot water radiator system and a hair dryer for the shoes.

Day 6. Thursday, 13th September, 2018

Yet an other superb day, travelling 117 km and 1299 metres of climbing. Weather totally perfect, with blue skies, super views and temperatures just right. Left the Premier Inn near Ross-on-Wye at 0845 making for Leominster as first cafe stop. Tea and pannini outside overlooking the square. Pressed on to Ludlow, another ancient middle England market town. More nosh and liquids (Jen emailed Chris to make sure I kept drinking enough, Can’t get away from it all, even here!! Thanks for thinking of me, Jen.) Ride continued in enjoyable fashion to Wenlock, of Wenlock Edge and A. E. Houseman fame and on through Shropshire. Hotel in Shifnall reached at 1645 ish. Another rambling old baronial hall, where we left our bikes in the Banqueting Hall.

Counties crossed so far, Cornwall, Devon, Somerset, Monmouthshire, Gloucestershire, Herefordshire, Shropshire.

Confession and truth serum time. I fell off today. Very slow tractor on thorn spreading duty. Very twisty and not very wide lane. Pillip and Peter manage to overtake the tractor before a hurtling car approaches rapidly. Alex tries to slow down and get behind the tractor. Tractor moving too slowly, left shoulder contacts tractor, Alex pushed to right – not my usual unclipping side. Alex’s body meets road. uttering unprintables. Luckily, at zero speed, no damage to bike or body. A bit of blood arround but no hurting bits. Ride completed in total comfort. And now, at 2058 hrs, still no aches and pains. Stock of plasters slightly depleted but plenty left. Goodnight to all my readers, if any.

Day 5, Wednesday, 12th September, 2018

Today’s route – Weston Super Mare to Ross-on-Wye, via the Severn Suspension Bridge. After a tour of a housing estate in north WsM, we set off on busy roads to start with, gradually out into lovely countryside. The big objective was the Bridge. To get there, we had to sample the tourist delights of Portishead and Avonmouth plus undergraduate level Garmin navigation problems. The cycle path over the Avon motorway bridge was noisy and long. Stopped halfway over for photos and video. Onward to the next bridge, the original Severn Suspension Bridge, which I watched being built in the early 1960’s from my office at Oldbury Power Station. Memories flooded back on reaching the middle of the bridge and seeing the Station in the distance. A few photos and stuff before pressing on to Chepstow for sustainance. It had been a long morning and a rest was welcome. The afternoon “half” of the ride was lovely – weather improving, pleasant countryside, blue skies, windproof discarded. Another great ride to the Premier Inn just past Ross-on-Wye. 108km covered and 1,181 metres climbed.

Yet another potentially show-stopping mechanical today. Phillip’s replacement bike had somehow lost a nut from the rear wheel securing bolt. Not an ordinary skewer, as on my bike, but a bolt through the wheel and two holes in the frame. Very similar to the method on my daughter Jen’s Ribble Sportiva. Amazingly Chris and he were able to find a bike shop with one in stock! (Normal delivery quoted – October!!). So Phillip was back on the road at the Severn Bridge having lost only a few hours of biking.

Day 4, Tuesday September 11th, 2018

First of all news about Ray after the crash. He is now at home with partner and friends and being made as comfortable as can be in the circumstances. I send him loads of empathy, moral support and best wishes for his recovery.

Todays ride was from Exeter to Weston-super-Mare, 117 km, via familar names like Tiverton, Taunton and Bridgewater. Also into a third county – Somerset. I enjoyed it very much. Weather was warm and pleasant in the morning, turning mizzley and drizzley in the late afternoon. At least not the band of heavy rain in the forecast. Rode into WSM about 1630. The grop of seven riders on the tour now all seem to be strong and covering the days’ rides in competent fashion. Chris keeps complementing us on reaching the objectives ok. Groups come and go, as always in my experience , but I am spending a lot of time with Peter, John and Rick. We are very compatible as riding mates and about the same ability. The Garmins and the routes Chris has designed are clear and easy to follow. However, there are some very complicated road and traffic situations where I am very grateful for a shout of “off course” and a conference on the right road.

And so to matters mechanical. Yesterday Susan’s dropout broke and the long gear changer was also damaged. An event of extreme rarity one would think. However, on the same day, Phillip had a brake lever gear changer fail. Two mechanicals of this rarity on one day in the same tour? Impossible. What next? A plague of frogs? Amazingly, both situations were retrieved on the same day. Susan and Chris found a shop with the right gear changer and Susan actually carried a spare dropout. Phillip, like all good Tour de France riders, had a back-up car with a spare bike – his wife drove over with his other bike. Both riders back on the road today and not a mile lost! Amazing!

All this makes my minor problems with Winessing Book, Log Book, electronic complications, videos by phone and GoPro pale into insignificance. I have to admit it is getting easier with practice. However, a quick word on The Drafting Problem. John, my son-in-law, sent me a link which defined the drafting rule as applied to Triathlons, which I am studying. It made me think that there must also be drafting applied during road time trials in the cycling world. Stand by for another discussion after a bit of reading and thinking and drafting some words.

Day 3 Monday, Sept 10th, 2018

What a day! Perfect weather again. They just get better and better (so far!). A very enjoyable 100+ km ride, leaving the hotel at 0845 making for Minions, Tavistock for lunch, over Dartmoor to Mortonhampstead for a bucket of tea. Then wonderful switchbacks (one of 16%, one with a short 25% start) on B 3212, through woodland with views to Exeter. A final flourish through horrendous city traffic to the Juries Inn was exciting. Arrived by 1630, before Chris arrived with the Van. The hotel is ultra-posh and I have a room to myself! 

News of the crash yesterday: Ray was kept in for an operation, which involved pinning a very bad break in the upper arm. His partner is coming to collect him and take him home. The bike is in the van, being taken to John o’ Groats to be shipped home by the planned courier. Will add more news as it becomes available.

Electronic grief – the Strava didn’t record anything today. Maybe my incompetence; it seemed to be recording normally at the start but  . . . . .  I was suspicious when the battery wasn’t running down quickly but was too thick to realise what was going on. Will know next time.  Luckily, I have a backup with the Garmin, so there is a numerical record for today. Garmin records are downloaded to their cloud and Robbie has access to that account. (You see, I’m getting all the fancy jargon now). Post Script – I’ve found the phone Strava has updated from the Garmin site!!

I was going to have a rant about busy roads and minority driver behaviour but I have decided the best policy is not to let it spoil a good ride and just ignore it all. That’s the way it is, so just get on with it.   

Doing quite well with the Witness Book. People I ask are so helpful and it leads to interesting conversations with locals. Must go into a Police Station sometime to see what happens (see the Rules). I’m chatting up the Hotels and cafes so far, keeping the guys on the Tour as reserve. The Log Book isn’t too much of a drag but it’s not very legible, my writing is atrocious.

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